Okay, team meeting, everyone take a knee. I gotta say it....this fat food meme going around the nets is getting out of control. I have very much enjoyed browsing This Is Why You're Fat, but now I feel like I gotta say something. I know at least two people that made the bacon explosion. I'm sorry to say it, but those two people died. Ok, they didn't die, but they could've, or they may still. There's even a guy who went on an all bacon diet for almost a month. There is NO reason to have that much bacon. And there's no reason for this either:
I love barbeque. And I just ate a Swedish Fish (the candy kind). And I like bacon and cheese as much as the next guy. I just don't wanna make a cake out of the two then drink it through a beer bong made of Scrapple and melted down licorice. That's all I'm sayin'. Can you get down with that, Internet? TONE IT DOWN.
Look at this:
I just passed out. OK, I'm back now. Seriously, I love the food creativity, but we gotta put on the brakes. Before someone posts a picture of a pig roasting on a spit, covered in bacon, slathered in chocolate-sauce-mayonaise, resting on top of another pig that is wrapped in a cow. That will be the end of us all. And then the animals win. Even though they too will be dead.
