Twitter is pulling dog owner's attention away from their dogs and dogs are not happy about it.

(via Twitter)

• A California marching band member fought off two muggers with a baton. Time to face the music, muggers. That's the sound of justice, muggers. She marched to the beat of a different drummer, muggers. (Really, I could go all night.) (Breitbart)


• Here's a whole blog of hospital food. To compliment that other blog you're following, "Hot Chicks With Arm Catheters". (Buzzfeed)


• Comedian John Roberts brings us Paulie P., his new stand up comedian character. Laugh, laugh you will. (Videogum)


• Swine flu fashioneers are producing fashionable face masks all over the place. I tried to drop the swine flu posts guys, but I couldn't. Swine flu - 1, Me - 0. (Cherryflava)

Jimmy Fallon stopped by The Tonight Show last night, (yes, that same Jimmy Fallon that works here) and he sang The Spitting Song and sat down with Jay! We have it here for you. It's fun.

JIMMY FALLON'S SPITTING SONG

JIMMY FALLON FULL INTERVIEW

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Guys, it's sooooo web 1.6 to be anonymous on-line. You gotta have a picture uploaded to your profile on every site! Whether it's Twitter, Facebook, or elsewhere - being anonymous basically means you're a newb. Or a n00b. Either way, I want to SEE you in all your on-line glory. Or at least some sort of interesting picture that you think represents your inner being. Murketing made a gallery of all the default profile icons provided by the web's various social networking sites. Some are better designed than others, some more lonely and anonymous feeling - but they all convey the same basic message: you need to update your sh*t. Here are some of the most classic (can you guess which websites they are from?):

They left one out!!! Find out which - after the break.

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Let's see how professional BMX biker, Mike Spinner handles our Internet Personality Test.

Recap links:
Mike loves the Apple Store when he is on the road for getting music and movies.
The Nike Naked Running Video makes him laugh. (Warning, pixelated nudity)
He also likes the Ballpark Brand video featured on his Myspace page where he teaches a newbie how to ride.
Mike is on Twitter! Follow him.
His favorite online game is Texas Hold 'Em.