Thank goodness that any weird stories on today's internet don't have to go through the April Fools' Filter (there really is a G-20 Summit! As wacky as that sounds...). But I missed this one from yesterday. Never Nude Land: A Place For Cutoffs, dedicated to Dr. Tobias Funke from (Arrested Development) and his irrational fear of being in the buff. The site is supposedly pioneered by Zach Braff, which is sort of random, unless he just generally enjoys wearing jorts (jeans + shorts, duh). It features discussion forums for Never Nudes to talk about their issues (Sex, Denim, & You, a place to upload your photos and let others comment on how well you're hiding your under-denim bits, etc).
While this is obviously fake (the only screenshots I found are in an article about the site and the actual site says it's in beta and there's no way to sign up), this shows the universal funny appeal of Tobias and his Never Nude-ism. Just the thought of him, and George Michael Bluth too, in dungaree briefs (dungabriefs is maybe a stretch, yes) makes me laugh and miss that show all the more.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch these clips after the jump and then call in sick to your next appointment and watch all three seasons of Arrested Development. You will thank me for it. Also, please someone make an animated gif out of the last few seconds of the first clip.
