It's time for a new We Get Stuff! Yesterday, we received a package of 2(x)ist's new line of "shapewear" for men, called FORM. In other words: Spanx for men! Or should we say, manx? These briefs come with a band of spandex 6 inches above your waistline that tucks in your tummy and promises "instant abs." Not to mention the fact that they look incredibly sexy. Here's the picture that came with the literature:
WOWZA! Looks like manx will make you look really physically fit! But is that really true? We decided to test them out ourselves. Does FORM shapewear really provide instant abs and the physique of a Greek god? Let's see...
Lately, Cory's been eating a lot of pork rinds and drinking buttermilk at every meal. He's a prime candidate for manx. Here he is after putting them on:
WOW! Look at those results!
Jon has been applying a generous coating of lard onto everything he eats, and hopes that he can achieve a more attractive physique. Here he is after putting the manx on:
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Trust me, that is NOT a baby in there. That's pure beer gut. I may be a woman, but I am broke, so I figured I might as well try out the free manx! I mean, how different from regular Spanx could they possibly be??
UH OH! LADIES, DO NOT TRY THIS! Something happens to your belly fat when you wear manx! It redistributes itself ELSEWHERE. Manx are obviously not PH balanced for women...proceed at your own risk.
Overall, I think FORM underwear are well on their way to being the hot new item for men. Especially for you fellas out there who need to fit into your skinny jeans this weekend. Go for it!
