This time on We Get Stuff, it's the Miss Universe Cardboard Cutout! Yep, the tourism folks from the Bahamas sent us this life-size representation of the beautiful Miss Universe 2008 Dayana Mendoza. As you can see, she and I immediately hit it off:
She could not have been more generous:
We told each other everything.
And we went everywhere together!
Everywhere.
She loved Beatles Rock Band just as much as I do - what were the chances?
But just when I thought I had finally found that special someone I'd share a Best Friends Forever pair of necklaces with...
I FOUND THAT B*TCH GOSSIPING WITH ANOTHER WOMAN!!
Of course, I confronted her.
I tried to be mature about it, but she escalated things pretty quickly.
BFF? More like BTF! (Best Tramp Forever.)
Things calmed down after that. She said she was sorry, but things haven't been the same around the office ever since.
I need to get out more.
