Turkey Day is only three days away! Whlie you're preparing your body for massive gravy intake, you need to think about what you're going to wear to the big dinner. May I suggest one of these Thanksgiving Turkey Sweaters? And, you're welcome.
6. Festive Green
The perfect mealtime sweater. Comfy but stuffed with more Thanksgiving cheer and design than a cornucopia. It looks like that hat is about to fall on that turkey who is about to sit in that pie. That's why I call this one 'The Calm Before The Storm'. Because when that turkey sits in that pie it is SO ON. Bid or Buy It Now!
5. Turkey In The Trees
It starts out subtle and then you follow the trees down until you see the turkeys waiting down below. Bid or Buy It Now!
4. The "Learn With Me"
Point out Thanksgiving history to kids at the table. "Look kids - "Gobble, Gobble" and "Pilgrim Settlers". And here's my pecks." Bid or Buy It Now!
3. Scarecrow vs. Turkey
This Autumnal scene is peaceful...until you realize how that turkey is looking at their scarecrow. One of the most confrontational Thanksgiving sweaters you could wear to the table. There's about to be scarecrow blood (read: hay) on this sweater. Bid or Buy It Now!
2. Undergraduate Dazzle
This sharp cardigan is reminiscent of a college boy sweater, but it's got a secret weapon at the waist. Those turkeys is bedazzled y'all. Someone's gonna be the BMAD (the Big Man At Dinner) of course. Bid or Buy It Now!
1. Midnight Bling
This is the hip hop Jesus-piece-necklace of Thanksgiving sweaters. Show up to the table, hit play on "Empire State of Mind", and say "PASS THE YAMS FOOL!" It'll be totally in character. Bid or Buy It Now!
Please, PLEASE buy one of these and send us a picture of you wearing it. Please. Gobble gobble y'all!
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