Valentine's Day is almost here and those of you that are single may try to pickup a special significant other in the days leading up to this romantic holiday. I've failed miserably in my attempts to pickup a woman using what I thought were new and creative pickup lines but ultimately none of them worked for me. Learn from my mistakes. Here are 15 of my failed pickup lines.
"Did you just get hit in the head with a baseball? Because I think you're swell!"
"Do you drive a Prius? Because up until now we've been pre-us."
"Excuse me, do bras come in size perfect? Because I'd buy that for you. Seriously, what's your cup size?"
"Our long term relationship starts (looks at watch)....now."
"I feel like a Toyota because I couldn't stop myself from accelerating over to you."
See many more after the jump.
"Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because...I'm very interested in that region."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like former professional tennis player Steffi Graf, see?" (holds up mirror)
"Are you from Tennessee? Because I'd like to buy you a Hennessy."
"Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood."
"Have you been eating a lot? Because I think you're beautiFULL."
"Are you from Alaska? Because Alaskya to french me."
"Do you remember Mike Seaver's best friend Boner on Growing Pains? Well, that's also the name of my best friend. Would you like to meet him?"
"You remind me of Larry Bird because I feel the need to double team you."
"The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for you."