The "Knock, Knock Joke" is tired and stale and often unused these days. I remain a fan of this formulaic joke telling but we are certainly ready for an upgrade to this under used and under appreciated style for a whole new generation of joke tellers. I've gone ahead and written a handful of new ones and hopefully they will catch on with today's youth and older generation of "Knock, Knock Joke" fans! (OR NOT)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Craig T.
Craig T. who?
Craig T. Nelson.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A bear with a hat on.
A bear with a hat on?! Cool!
(door opens, man is mauled)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamiroquai.
Jamiroquai?! Where have you been?
I know, right?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your daughter.
I have no daughter.
(and that was the day their relationship ended)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A crayon.
A crayon? I don't believe you.
(frustrated crayon moves on to the next house)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A beach ball.
A talking beach ball?! I've gotta see this!
(door opens, multiple gun shots)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A response usually involving a name.
A repetition of the response plus who?
A punnish misusage of the set up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Santa Claus.
Santa Claus? At this hour?!
(door opens, man pushes his way inside and takes stuff)
Have a safe holiday everyone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The polite interrupting cow.
The polite interrupt....
Moo please.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting Kanye.
The interrupting Kan....
I'mma let you finish.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ronald McDonald.
The clown?!
No. Non-clowns have that name too you know.
(sadly walks away)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
On heaven's door.
(silence)
Do you get it?
(long silence)
Ok, I'll go.
(man walks away)
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Feel free to write some new ones of your own and share them in the comments. If I get enough I'll build a new blog post featuring all of yours!
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