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10 Dumb Ways to Boycott Arizona

Posted by Sara Schaefer 04/29/2010
 

One of the best things about this great land of ours is our freedom to make our voices heard, and the power of a peaceful protest. A lot of people are pretty upset over the new immigration law in Arizona, and some really smart people have even started a boycott of the AriZona Tea Company - which is based in New York. GENIUS! This is about as dumb as when people changed the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries (actually refusing to eat french fries would have been completely out of the question, so changing the name was our only option, duh). Here are some other dumb ways we can band together and MAKE ARIZONA FEEL OUR POWER! WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! Let's put a choke-hold on the Arizona economy by boycotting the following products/companies:

KIA SEDONA

kiasedona.jpg It's a South Korean company, but Sedona is a CITY IN ARIZONA so do NOT buy these cars! I don't care how much financial sense it makes for your family! This is freedom we're talking about!


RAISING ARIZONA

raising-arizona-poster.jpg I know we all love the classic 1987 Coen Brothers film starring Holly Hunter and Nicholas Cage. But under no circumstances are you to buy the DVD, Netflix it, or even quote it in your daily life.


PHOENIX

Lisztomania.jpg I know their music is suuuuper catchy, but guess what, they're also from FRANCE. So this is a boycott that just makes sense.


ARIZONA JEANS

arizonaJeanCo.jpg JC Penney carries this brand of teen jeans. DO NOT BUY THEM!


DIAMONDBACK TRUCK COVERS

diamondbackCover.jpg Diamondback Truck Covers. Diamondback. As in Arizona's baseball team? Oh hell no.


LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE

little_miss_sunshine_ver5.jpg This movie was set IN Arizona. Little Miss Boycott!


JOAQUIN PHOENIX

joaquinPhoenix1.jpg Go to his IMDB page and boycott every movie he's ever been in. That'll show Arizona.


FLAG STAFFS

flagstaffUSA.jpg Flagstaff, Arizona is a fun place to visit but this is no time for fun. We should be boycotting all flag staffs and poles. Even the ones with American flags on them. It's just a sacrifice we're going to have to make in the name of freedom.


PEYOTE

hallucinationdog.jpg The above picture demonstrates what you see when you take peyote. That may be awesome, but peyote is grown in the DESERT in a CACTUS and therefore should be avoided. The underground peyote trade in AZ will hear our united voice!


SCOTT & DALE

ScottDale.jpg Scott. Dale. SCOTTSDALE, ARIZONA! Never talk to anyone named Scott or Dale again.

LET'S DO THIS! Together, we can passive aggressively make change!

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