@meaghan0loren - Fallon fan girls

@SavannahSP - Prowling Bulgasaurus

@Apokalips - Kittens: The Origins Of Time

@RaptureBoy - Fallopian Tube

@ElGanador - Robocop Rides A Unicorn

@mrbillbtce - Sync My Dorkness

@Brodie_Is_Epic - When I Fell In Love With An Elephant

@BethABristol - Double Rainbow All The Way

@BethABristol - iPhone Death Grip

@MankaCat - Kirk V. Picard

@Dansull123 - Psychedelic Psychiatry

@jumpingx4xJOY - Mel Gibson's The Chiz

@iMelissaPow - Gavin's Hair

@ahumble - Washing Face With Chocolate Bars

@lpfan89 - Oil Leak In My Underpants

@ChristineLuvsM5 - "This Love" by Maroon 5

@Bacon_FTW - Bacon Good, Bacon Bad

@lexnox - Bacon Good, Bacon Bad

@queefb0t - She Can Queef On Demand

@adamisbell - My Friend Got Drunk and Peed On My Couch

@CustomTweeter - (1) JM Billiard Custom Round Pool Tables (2) The Round Pool Table

@billlly - Salad Angel

@DeadHeadz88 - iPhone 4G? I thought you said "iPhone Orgy!"

@sinabigelow - Fighting With Rubber. (it's a song about water balloons)

@HeyNowImTalking - The Bathroom Smells, Sodongo

@Dvann562 - Apollo 11

@snowshoop - (1) Whee for Wii (2) Possible Side Effects Include...Deat?

@talonbigelow - Plain, Average Girl

@smarshmellow - Summer Love, Not Gonna Last

@smarshmellow - Snowmen in the Summer

@smarshmellow - I'm Never Cutting Off My Rattail

@snowshoop - Hello Kitty Waffle Iron

@smarshmellow - Daddy Long Legs

@smarshmellow - Bologna Boat

@snowshoop - I'm The Guy Who Drives The Street Sweeper at 4 a.m.

@snowshoop - The traffic light is red. Why are you waiting for the crosswalk light to go green?

@smarshmellow - Mohawks and Afros

@Lalalelou - Why Must Adopting Pet Commercials Be So Sad?

@smarshmellow - Lt. Dan Got New Legs

@smarshmellow - Dirty Pennies Make Me Itch

@lizzyanna - Besties 4 Life-Hey

@Lalalelou - Betty White, why are you so awesome?

@bizarrosports1 - Nad K Cirtrap's BS or Bizarro Sports

@snowshoop - I Hate You and Your Cheesy Snake Tattoo (2) IAA - Informal Addicts Annonymous (3) Cat Pee & Cherry Brandy Cocktail

@jesuschrist3000 - Pork Burrito, Extra Pork

@jermboxs - Safari On The African Terrain

@smarshmellow - Seahorse With A Toupee

@epd247 - Me and My Man Boobs Are Doing Just Fine (Tribute to Governor Schwarzenegger)

@JakeLowell - Chinatown Blazers

@smarshmellow- Pogs And Slammers

@BTR_16fan - I Can Do an Adam Sandler Impression, can you?

@snowshoop - Texting Language Stole My Brain, LOL

@XgetthegloryX - My Unicorn Was Just a Horse

@lexnox - Some Phone King In My Bed

@shawnmcnulty - Paul Rudd Is Pregnant With The Antichrist

@Heysupersteve - Cheetos Cheesy Fingers

@TicklishAznFeet - Ticklish Asian Feet

@darkfur93 - Furry Furry Revolution

@dondondon - Singing Wrestlers With Tophats

@smarshmellow - Porcupine With PMS

@ValGurl_16 - Back In The SNL Days

@KennyP_Thats_Me - Beiber Fever

@shawn_mcnulty - Socks With Sandles, Roman Candles, And You

@ShoeGal_1986 - Lasagna Lava Lamp

@Siruslee - Crackers In Bed <3

@avelis - 101010

@shawnmcnulty - Hipster Beard Very Pretty

@smarshmellow - Hot Girl With An Adam's Apple

@MickeyDufresne - Butteryass Man Bats

@KennyP_Thats_Me - The Spongebob Tribute

@XgetthegloryX - Power Rangers

@MEIKOBRAVOOO - Where Have You Beanie, Baby?

@snowshoop - (1) Isn't Canadian Bacon Just Ham? (2) Real Men Wear Pin Stripe Suits And Eat Tofu

@meaghan0loren - Fallon Fan Girls

@venicebeach1 - Snookie Tan Blues

@iSergioo - Besties For Life, Hey!

@Trebinjenkis - Uhh, That Woman Has a Bulge

@CKiten - My Editor's Bayonet on the Grasslands of Asia

@agentchris00 - Unicorn Wearing a Monocle

@snowshoop - (1) Knowing Proper English Makes Me a Grammar Snob? (2) Did The Zombies Eat Your Brains? (3) Orange Is Not a Skin Tone

@Keiffers4 - The Elfrink's Having a Baby Boy

@FrankieGodoy - I'm Watching Louie

@smarshmellow - Why You Frownin', Momma?

@Lalalelou - Vuvuzelas, World Cup Predicting Octopus, Soccer

@floatawayghost - Trunk Love

@MasterCritic - My Balls Are Bouncing For Two

@TheSillyCHick - Amatuers & Headliners

@smarshmellow - Tater Tots On The Floor

@iSergioo - Watermelon

@justin_oba - The Mel Gibson Breakup Song

@floatawayghost - My Crayons Are Better Than Yours

@TwinOnMii - Drowning In Oil

@CarlosM24 - Freaky Behavior by The Bar-Kays

@TwitOnMii - Jimmy Fallon's Fan Boys

@shannon_peace - Vajazzling

@AFJr2 - Let Me F' Up BP

@I_Am_Orange - Oregon Football (or) Cheesesteaks

@shaye_m - The Ballad Of Young Hollywood In Prison

@floatawayghost - She Can Queef On Demand

@shaneischaos - Funky Junk

@dehlia666 - Rhetorical Question

@floatawayghost - I don't know anymore

@BlazeOne420247 - Who Queefed

@floatawayghost - Where You Gonna See This Much Meat Placed Between Two Buns?

@comicalantisoc - Surfin' Bird

@Veal831 - Bicycle Riding Tuba Player

@Lalalelou - World Cup Predicting Octopus

@shannon_peace - Late Nights Tweeting Jimmy Fallon

@Meagietron - Family On Facebook (Unwanted Friends)

@pbandjellen - The Rise And Fall of Twinkie Bandit

@heathsb - What If Zues Were Suess?

@justinmjohnson - Tall Tales Of A Three Legged Dwarf

@darkfiend69 - World Of Warcraft Chick

@FallenForFallon - I Can't Keep My Eyes Off Your Stained Glass

@TheStruggling - Big Fat Party Meat

@ChristianCate - Slacky Pack Flippy Flapper

@whatsaryan - Cheez-It's, Puggle Puppies, and Stephen Colbert

@divothands - Burning Hands!

@austinmatthew - Arthur Miller's Day Off

@djtripp - Binge Rapist

@iSergio - Twitter

@ofallthehappy - Bieber Is My Baby Daddy

@alyssacastr0 - Pork, Lavander, and Jersey Shore

@Nicole_3 - Wizards and Vampires

@becbec820 - Customer Service Sucks

@douchebagette - Starscream Jesus

@iSergioo - Thongs

@Lopur94 - Poopdecks

@throughthegate - Instant Gratification

@clairemarie17 - Claire's Birthday

@BigJMeadows - Rounded Tip Sharpies

@pikapal - Rotary Phones

@iSergioo - Burritos

@moviesbyzach - Movo ie MoviesByZach

@Lalalelou - Tickle Tee Push

@kelsolises - Blankets

@shaye_m - Taco Wallet

@TwitOnMii - Working In The Porta-potty

@BlazeOne420247 - Peanut Butter Blues

@jaytan716 - Nate Kind Cole Ate My Buscuits

@AshAttack_ - Instant Gratification

@Ashe17 - Pencil Case

@LOCOassjaay - sex - chris brown

@Lena_Red - duct tape

@iSergioo - Let's Go Tanning

@BrendonJoshua - Chocolate Revenge

@EcoCampers - The Vuvuzela's Call

@Kennethleyjr - What If "The Hokey Pokey" Was REALLY What It's All About?

@AndrewOwen - Scornful Scottie Dog

@ryandarbonne - Abstinence Makes The Gold Bond Stronger

@Durlina - Redneck Zombies

@IRISISARIOT - Rocking Dancing Socks

@IRISISARIOT - What's Bothering Pattinson?

@AFJr2 - The Late Night Chant

@YellowBoze - Computer Parts

@IRISISARIOT - Zombies Vs. Reiser

@lmaleXduh - "make up a song about mel gibson"

@IRISISARIOT - Axl Rose

@beastof51 - Mel Gibson's Beautiful Pubes

@beastof51 - Japanese Fighting Fish Make Good Fish Soup

@beastof51 - Hippos Pancreas

@beastof51 - Summer Lovin' (With Mel Gibson)

@shawn_mcnulty - Stop Making Me Tweet About Fred Savage

@shawn_mcnulty - The Fred Savage Salvage

@lgwgreen - Black Thought's Favorite Dinosaurs

@beastof51 - Chinese Puppies (Taste Like Chicken)

@ThisStephanie - I'll eat your Twinkies!

@shawn_mcnulty - The Fred Savage Garbage Sale Cabbage Patch

@shawn_mcnulty - Macho Man Fred Savage (Oh Yeah)

@shawn_mcnulty - Fred Savage The Beast Inside Me

@CarlaKlinger - Dinosaurs Eating Marshmellows

@Monica17xo - The Broken Clock On The Wall (It's Near The Door)

@kennethleyjr - Once Upon A Time There Was An Afro

@FallenForFallon - Fling My Silly String

@FallenForFallon - The Cap Might Be Small But It's Tight

@anterosaures - Besties For Life, Hey!

@kennethleyjr - Freshman 16

@IRISISARIOT - Punching Zebras

@kennethleyjr - On A Quest For Love

@kennethleyjr - Glorpy The Handkerchief

@AFJr2 - The Impression Song

@AFJr2 - I Kissed Higgins And Liked It

@snesfreak - Zucker

@anterosaures - Lebron James

@AFJr2 - The Keyboard On My Desk

@lukechatelain - reading rainbow rocked my world

@gregoryodd - what show am I on again?

@soy_plo - funky toes

@danjwilets - Cheesecake Colossus

@MichaelShep - luxurious water bed

@perobscurius - something 'bout the way you sleep on the bus

@BrewCuse - obscure seduction technique

@joseramonmarmtz - craving for ambrosias

@perobscurius - never gonna find a loser like me again

@popblerd - bubble guts

@ceejness - pudding skin whoopi cushion

@prov_sez - binary metropolis

@joseramonmarmtz - answer my ?uestions

@bluedani01 - Danielle Is Awesome

@hotdogwheel - Worm On A Skateboard

@djcoolc - Does Peanut Butter Belong On This?

@jtucker - Your Love Is Like a 404 Page, Not Found

@DrKhil - Sick As A Dog

@jiggens - Fade To Chicken

@djbernardjones - Strut That Ass

@Underscore_Hero - Underwater Forest Fire

@Derek_Drake - Cleveland Cries

@jennyauguste - Nap Breath

@joseramonmarmtz - Detective Jam Face's Jam

@BrewCuse - Forver Is a Long Time (To Love You)

@Richie_Co - Tipsy Gypsies

@perobscurius - Gchat Lovin'

@jennyauguste - Crankasaurus Rex

@droybal - Pajama Jammy Jam

@PhillipFarris - Like A Sumbitch

@MattRHertendy - I'm So Plain, I'm In Pain

@GregoryOdd - Fallon's Phallus

@Aliesh - Waxing from the roota to the toota

@gravity508 - Gibson's Vuvuzela

@joseramonmarmtz - Every Spit You Take

@Underscore_Hero - Facetime Bromance

@TheGrahamStarr - Tuberculosis And Cream

@rooftopsonfire - Harry Potter Was Right

@Jay_Edgar - Frederick Douglass Fro

@Underscore_Hero - Gangsta's Pair-O-Dice

@mattraymond - Don't Grab That Beaver

@fivexL - Boom Goes The Dynamite

@FunwithEskimos - It's Lonely In The Crab Nebula

@Mingo123 - Dark Side of the Fro

@Mike_McK_CT - A Love Like Crystal Pepsi (clear and sweet but gone forever)

@boneyardjones - gimme a buzz (the barber shop boogie)

@CatherineYetive - Superhero Band-Aids

@joseramonmarmtz - Baby, If you're a door, I'm a Jehovah's Witness

@Andrew_Ervin - Owne's Got a Brand New Bag (Pt. 1)

@StemLongStem - I Love You (But You're A Cunt)

@PhilomathicD - Stinky Tofu

@Chiaguyhey - From A Bat to A Rose Garden

@Shanigirl8177 - A Diddy Ditty

@ryhar46 - summer dresses

@joseramonmarmtz - Free Fallon

@RyWeezy - Sandbox Jail

@seandeezill - Turd Ferguson

@Enoxh - Jimmy Got Bang, VooDoo Talk, Late Night Muffin, Gots Lots OCelebs, Monk Of Krunck, Rabbi of Gabbi, Funny Man, Poop A Hoop

@Brusacoram26 - Steve Higgins Is Wearing A Beeve Wiggin

@PeaceLoveZune - Double Rainbow

@ShaniGirl8177 - Showbiz Roots

@perobscurius - BP Can't Cap Our Love

@jennygennie - fro-tastic men

@TheGrahamStarr - The Breakdancing Pirate

@djsyke - Mystery Meat, Spam and Mashed Potatoes

@laurentmunier - Pooping on a duck

@PeaceLoveZune - Riding Air

@David_Williams - Tarballs Against I

@Derek_Drake - Bread Heels Blues

@Jay_Edgar - Powder White Donut

@perobscurius - We're Just Two Particles Baby (Let's Get Our Higgs Boson)

@Psych_Ward_95 - Banana Peel In The Bathtub

@perobscurius - I'll Never Be Your John Edwards

@djcoolc - diarrhea runs in the genes