Apparently Porky Piggin' is so popular in some places they need rules to stop it.

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This kid is hanging out with the wrong crowd. Obviously:
How'd did he learn how to do this??? "I learned it by watching you!" (Someone save this baby please.) (via)

"Oh wow, this is embarrassing. Can someone call an eye doctor? The kind that puts eyes back in?"
"Excuse me coach? OK, why don't you COACH THIS!!! Yeeaaah!"

This man may be stretching. But he's also maybe saying: "Sorry. Say that again, I was too busy telling you to COACH THIS!!! OOOOOH!"
"You see that cocaine!? I bet you won't wanna do it anymore once you've done all of it in those cups! Get to it!"

D.A.R.E. was not like this. (It's really flour. Calm down.)