In response to his wife Mary Steenburgen's criticism that his first interview on Late Night was really boring, Ted Danson and Jimmy decided to show her and the world what a TRUE boring interview is like:

Just as tonight's show started taping, we found members of the audience who could play instruments and had them form two instant bands. They had a very short amount of to come up with a band name, write an original song, and practice. Then, they had to PERFORM the song on our show, to see which instant band was the champion! This was incredible!

BATTLE OF THE INSTANT BANDS PART 1

See the second band play and find out who won...

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Hey there friendos! I'm gonna give you a gift! A GIFt! Get it! Unnnngh, play along, geez. OK, it's time for TGIF GIF!

What a week! We set some major world records and had some majorly awesome guests! And on "Wheel of Carpet Samples" we found out what the greatest site on the web is:

That is it. The best site. Also, Gene Simmons was on the show. Good news! He still has a huge tongue!

Here's just the last part of that. Where he rolls his tongue around. Yep.

Also, Jimmy was raised and lowered into a giant bloody mary:

Here's the top view:

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What's this about? Is this an 80's music video? Cocoon the band? I know the answer, and I can tell you, it's awesome. DON'T MISS IT!

• I don't have to say much more about this other than it's The Doggie Gaga Project. Yes, that's right. That's what it is. (Urlesque)


• This is an important lesson about food. More importantly, about Happy Meals and how they stay the same. (Boing Boing)


• Vote for the new word for 'hipster.' What are you, too hip for that? (Gawker)


• Auditions for the new season of Last Comic Standing begin in about 60 hours from now. What? There's already a line?! (Comics Comic)

You think you have some powerful morning coffee? You ain't seen NOTHING you chump. Check this out (NSFW, very strong language kiddies):

In-tense.

Kara DioGuardi is a singer-songwriter, record producer, music publisher, A&R executive, and is a judge on American Idol, having joined the show in its eighth season. She has worked with Adam Lambert, Miley Cyrus, Kelly Clarkson, Kylie Minogue, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Leona Lewis, Santana, Celine Dion, Paula Abdul, Pink, Carrie Underwood, Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, Demi Lovato, Faith Hill, and many other artists.

She is also a big time allergy sufferer and is working with Claritin on their Living Clear contest to find a real person to star in the next Claritin ad. Go to www.shareyourstorycontest.com and submit your allergy story for a chance to win $10,000 and star in the ad. America gets votes on the winner. Do it!

It's "Totally Terrific Tweets!" Where each week I bring you some Twitter highlights (or tweets that tickled my fancy) from casually browsing and using the site throughout the last week or so. Enjoy!

Welcome to Terrific Tweets (in no particular order)!

1. @amyozols 'You know what's awesome? Beer.

2. @jmerriman Just knocked out a guard and changed into his uniform.

3. @thesulk I swear, 50% of my cynicism is Garfield-based.

4. @NoahGarfinkel Wait...WAIT! Dana Carvey's character's name in Master of Disguise is Pistachio Disguisey?! You're all jerks for never telling me that.

5. @LiviaLove most people are kind. : )

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