At times I've been told that I have a good NPR voice but never have I been told that I have a good NPR name. Liana (and Eric) over at Lianablog have come up with a system for finding your own NPR name. She notes her fascination with "a slew of impossibly named NPR hosts listened to every day: Steve Inskeep, Corey Flintoff, Korva Coleman, Kai Ryssdal, Dina Temple-Raston."
Here's how to find your NPR name: Take your middle initial and insert it somewhere into your first name. Then add on the smallest foreign town you've ever visited as your last name.
My NPR name is: Jonamthan HahndorfCory's NPR name is: Crory GrĂ¼nau
Sara's NPR name is: Sacra Olosingo
Obviously, now, I'd like to compare my sophisticated NPR name with my porn name. If you don't know how to find your porn name, here's how. Take your middle name as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name.
My porn name is: Marc Lavender.
What are your NPR/Porn names?